Episode 2: More Dicks Than A Sausage Market

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Hey, guys. Ponch here with the Episode 2 of your favorite podcast! Yeah, while recording this one, I couldn't wait to get this one out as soon as we could. We had one helluva time recording this one with two special guests coming and completely throwing the recording into fucking chaos. I just hope the fun we had recording translates over for when you guys listen to it. Intro/outro theme: Love Pigs by Evil Cowards

In this episode, we bring in special guest Jon to weigh in on the unfortunate changes to the cast of The Walking Dead as well as performs a great rendition of a Dexter episode, new segments of "Get a Load of This" and "Loads of FUN," and a surprise guest -Milky's cousin Alejandro - joins us to recount some tales of his own dropped loads.

Shit We Mentioned:

When Doves Cry - Prince


Evan Stone

Get a Load of This

Stupid Bitch Vampire Attack at Vacant Hooters

Professional Crackhead in Dennys 

Another Naked Man

Sex Star Governor 

Dumass Goes Back to the Scene of a Failed Crime

Free Craigslist Baby

Loads of FUN: The Price is Milky

The Accommodator

 

Strap on dildo that attaches to the head and protrudes from the chin. Makes the ultimate oral sex stimulator. (5.5 X 1.5 inches)

 Flower Tucci Cyberskin Squirting Pussy

                                                                                                         

Molded Directly from Adult Squirt Queen Flower Tucci. CyberSkin pussy is soft on the outside, but firm on the inside. Hand painted detail. Molded with hand on her pussy; you can see her flesh between her fingers. Tight pussy lips and smooth love tunnel. Place the bulb inside the hole and push down on hip to make piece squirt. Small, easy to store away, but feels like a real woman. Has a flat back for table top pounding. Bulb can be filled with water or the included Flower Tucci Squirt Juice. Waterproof.

Mr Jack with Mustache

 

Vibrating mouth with a mustache. Perfect for when you need a little Jack off. His softly noduled throat will send you into overdrive. The mustache will make you remember that he's a guy, and that he craves your juicy cock down his throat.

Doc Johnson Belladonna's Foot Soldiers

Now you too can have your own set of Belladonna's exquisite feet to hold, fondle, love and caress. Live out your wildest fantasies with Belladonna. Made to astonishing details of Doc Johnson’s Realistic Rubber incorporating Sil-A-Gel - the world’s foremost Anti-Bacterial formulation that's good for you and your toys. Each set contains one left foot, one right foot and a bottle of Belladonna’s special lubricant.

Head O State

 You love your president, let him love you back! it stands at 7 1/2 inches tall and nearly 2 inches in diameter. Made in the USA. weighs aprox. 14oz.

Feeling blue? have Obama come to you!

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport.

Lost your 401k? Get Obama today!

The OFFICIAL first episode of your soon to be FAVORITE podcast is here!!!!

Dropping Loads Episode 1

Logo by good friend and talented Web Developer, Steve Della-Valentina of Atom Phly Media. Show him and his company some love for us, please. 

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Milky here, presenting our official first episode. Not sure that much people are going to listen to it, but we're trying to have some fun. We have not yet figured out an intro song for the pod, but I guess it will all come with time. You can definitely hear an improvement in the quality of episode one compared to episode 0 (hopefully). This episode runs for about an hour and 19 minutes, so it won't take too much time out of your day. So listen to it you fucking pricks!! On a serious note, we would really appreciate you guys giving us a chance. Also please excuse my prepubescent sounding voice.

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In this episode, we talk about what weird things we have put on our private areas and Dave attempts to review "Ghost Rider 2: The Spirit of Vengeance" and tells us about his weird church experience. You can also expect more of Dave's awesome and enthusiastic stories(<------ sarcasm). Two new segments are introduced. First, Ponch presents "Get a Load of This". I will be posting the links here below:

Naked man

Lightsaber fuck

Some Shit about Spanish TV

Second, I bring in a game for us to play.
Loads of FUN
all the extra info and images you will need will be posted here:

Fleshlight Succu Dry - Vampire Sex In A Can
Introducing Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the world's first vampire inspired sex toy for men. Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained! Enjoy to excess to ensure encounters with Succu Dry are A-Positive experience.
Succu Dry’s unique Vampire mouth opening isn’t for the faint of heart. This exclusive Undead pale sleeve color is made from the same patented Real Feel Super Skin material that’s made Fleshlight the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. The amazingly detailed vampire mouth and fangs beg you to drive your wooden stake deep inside.

Dildo Gas Mask

Area 51 Love Doll
It's the love doll they never wanted you to know about! For years they've locked it away, kept it classified and tried to prevent man from enjoying extraterrestrial pleasure. Now you can experience what humans have fantasized about for decades...incredible sex with an alien! It's pussy-shaped mouth, 3 supples breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy.

Rubber Fisting Mitten
This full-length fisting glove will give your playtime a whole new dimension. Shoulder length looks will give your sub a shudder when they wonder exactly how far you're planning on taking this...literally! The blunt end of the glove makes the act of fisting more comfortable and the appearance of this glove makes the experience that much more powerful for the sub (and it's plenty of fun for the Dom/me too!) Use plenty of latex safe silicone lubricant when using this and don't forget to use some to shine your fisting glove like I have here. Use some on the inside to make it slip on easier too. One size, sold individually.

OhMiBod Vibrator
Simply plug OhMiBod into your iPod or any music player, and it automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music. Let your body feel the vibrations as you get down with your favorite tunes. Includes splitter, 5-ft freedom cord, and velvety privacy pouch. iPod is not included.

Disco Dong
What it is: A vibrating dildo with balls, a suction cup base, and a "robust flashing penis head."
What it does: It's like a rave inside your pussy.
Who uses it: Not recommended for people with epilepsy; the flashing lights can trigger seizures.
Other uses: Road flare, strobe light for parties.
This toy gives you an excellent orgasmic light show. It has 4 impulse variations of vibration, pulsation and escalation. Women who have tried this one out loved the fact that you can use the flashing lights as a way to tease their partner in the dark. However, there were some who said it was a little small to be a pussy dildo, but thought it was amazing for anal. The suction cup allows you to do doggystyle all by yourself, or other fun self pleasuring positions.