Showing posts with label sex toys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex toys. Show all posts

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Dropping Loads Episode 58: International Dildo

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In this episode, Paco recalls her awkward encounter with Eliza Dushku. Milky denounces 20th Century Fox's Quicksilver and Michael Bay's TMNT. Pouch grieves about their failed movie screening.

So yeah, our screening failed, but you'll hear all about it on this episode. I figured that if we're going to bitch and moan about this, we should bring on Paco who was pretty vital to our little project. In the end, she probably ended up getting the majority of those 23 tickets sold. Also, home shows can be refreshing. Paco doesn't quite require the scheduling that our other semi-permanents need, so it's much easier. Well, I've got nothing else to say. Intro/Outro: Missy Elliott - Toyz

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Dropping Loads Episode 22: Depressed for the Holidays

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Pouch here. Since this recording session took place the day before Thanksgiving, most of the DLP boys were unable to attend, so I brought in one of my buddies to sit in with Milky and me. For someone who was deathly afraid of bogging the podcast down, he ended up providing a fair amount of laughs. As explained in the pod, we recorded in the backyard of Milky Way Studios and as a result, you will hear random things in the background that we may or may not acknowledge. It just so happened to be a pretty busy night, but I managed to take out the most distracting of noises.

Please check us out on FacebookTwitterEmail, and leave a review on iTunes. Subscribe to us on YouTube. Intro/Outro: Sparkly Vampires - The Rifftones.

This week's Teasing Loads has me fondly remembering the days of the Twinkie:


And don't forget our GIVEAWAY! After hitting 50 subscribers last week, we wanted to celebrate by giving you guys some free shit. The video details all the prizes you can win... all you gotta do and subscribe and comment! 



In this episode, Milky and Pouch welcome Random Guy Serge to the Pre-Thanksgiving proceedings. The boys talk Hostess, Necrophilia, and sex toys, while Milky invalidates Pouch's article as well as his arguments against Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey. 

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Dropping Loads Episode 3: The Celebrated History of Aggressive Finger-Pointing

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Ponch here. Holy shit, I can't believe we're releasing Episode 3. Maybe about a month ago, I never thought I'd even be working on a podcast, let alone releasing the 3rd official episode on a weekly basis. Glad to have something to put my energies into after the stint over at InfamousKidd.com ended so quickly. It's great doing something this much fun every week.Intro/Outro Theme: "Real American" by Rick Derringer (Hulk Hogan's most often used theme song.

In this episode, a new edition of "Get a Load of This," we bring in old friends Brian and his brother Mark as guests with Nikki in the peanut gallery, Jon becomes the permanent-semi cast member in Eugene's absence and provides a history lesson on a certain hand gesture, and we discuss which wrestler we'd like to see in a sex tape.

Get a Load of This






Loads of FUN: 
The Price is Milky - Mini Edition



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Shit We Mentioned:
Safe House



Tito Puente


Hulk Hogan's "Let Me Hear You" Ear thing

Ric Flair
Macho Man Randy Savage

Stone Cold Steve Austin
Chyna and X-pac

Xbox

William Regal

Terry Funk

Trish Stratus

The Rock

Eddie Guerrero


Mick Foley

Jake "The Snake" Roberts

Big Boss Man

Paul Bearer

Jimmy "The Mouth of the South" Hart
The Boogeyman

Bozo the Clown

The Blue Meanie

Norman Smiley

Ultimate Warrior

Viscera

Rikishi

Yokozuna

Kaientai

Undertaker

Vince McMahon

CM Punk

Goldust

Rowdy Roddy Piper

The Headbangers

Booker T

The Dudleys

Spike Dudley

Goldberg

The Hardys

Pheonix Wright

John Denver

Sunday, March 4, 2012

The OFFICIAL first episode of your soon to be FAVORITE podcast is here!!!!

Dropping Loads Episode 1

Logo by good friend and talented Web Developer, Steve Della-Valentina of Atom Phly Media. Show him and his company some love for us, please. 


Milky here, presenting our official first episode. Not sure that much people are going to listen to it, but we're trying to have some fun. We have not yet figured out an intro song for the pod, but I guess it will all come with time. You can definitely hear an improvement in the quality of episode one compared to episode 0 (hopefully). This episode runs for about an hour and 19 minutes, so it won't take too much time out of your day. So listen to it you fucking pricks!! On a serious note, we would really appreciate you guys giving us a chance. Also please excuse my prepubescent sounding voice.

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In this episode, we talk about what weird things we have put on our private areas and Dave attempts to review "Ghost Rider 2: The Spirit of Vengeance" and tells us about his weird church experience. You can also expect more of Dave's awesome and enthusiastic stories(<------ sarcasm). Two new segments are introduced. First, Ponch presents "Get a Load of This". I will be posting the links here below:

Naked man

Lightsaber fuck

Some Shit about Spanish TV

Second, I bring in a game for us to play.
Loads of FUN
all the extra info and images you will need will be posted here:


Fleshlight Succu Dry - Vampire Sex In A Can
Introducing Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the world's first vampire inspired sex toy for men. Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained! Enjoy to excess to ensure encounters with Succu Dry are A-Positive experience.
Succu Dry’s unique Vampire mouth opening isn’t for the faint of heart. This exclusive Undead pale sleeve color is made from the same patented Real Feel Super Skin material that’s made Fleshlight the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. The amazingly detailed vampire mouth and fangs beg you to drive your wooden stake deep inside.



Dildo Gas Mask


Area 51 Love Doll
It's the love doll they never wanted you to know about! For years they've locked it away, kept it classified and tried to prevent man from enjoying extraterrestrial pleasure. Now you can experience what humans have fantasized about for decades...incredible sex with an alien! It's pussy-shaped mouth, 3 supples breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy.


Rubber Fisting Mitten
This full-length fisting glove will give your playtime a whole new dimension. Shoulder length looks will give your sub a shudder when they wonder exactly how far you're planning on taking this...literally! The blunt end of the glove makes the act of fisting more comfortable and the appearance of this glove makes the experience that much more powerful for the sub (and it's plenty of fun for the Dom/me too!) Use plenty of latex safe silicone lubricant when using this and don't forget to use some to shine your fisting glove like I have here. Use some on the inside to make it slip on easier too. One size, sold individually.


OhMiBod Vibrator
Simply plug OhMiBod into your iPod or any music player, and it automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music. Let your body feel the vibrations as you get down with your favorite tunes. Includes splitter, 5-ft freedom cord, and velvety privacy pouch. iPod is not included.

Disco Dong
What it is: A vibrating dildo with balls, a suction cup base, and a "robust flashing penis head."
What it does: It's like a rave inside your pussy.
Who uses it: Not recommended for people with epilepsy; the flashing lights can trigger seizures.
Other uses: Road flare, strobe light for parties.
This toy gives you an excellent orgasmic light show. It has 4 impulse variations of vibration, pulsation and escalation. Women who have tried this one out loved the fact that you can use the flashing lights as a way to tease their partner in the dark. However, there were some who said it was a little small to be a pussy dildo, but thought it was amazing for anal. The suction cup allows you to do doggystyle all by yourself, or other fun self pleasuring positions.