Dropping Loads Episode 31: Have Sex with an Ugly Person Day

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Pouch here. No, you didn't read that wrong. We are in fact releasing two brand-new episodes this week. Let me catch you up on the details. Author/blogger, all-around cool dude Lance Manion reached out to us to appear on an episode to promote himself as well as a holiday he's attempting to popularize, National Have Sex with an Ugly Person Day. (It's exactly what you think it is. He wants an extremely attractive person to have sex with an extremely ugly person, which means I might just get laid. The holiday is a semi-joke perpetuated from his self-admitted selfishness as well as a desire to point out the ironies in our superficial culture. It's a bit of a statement to stimulate discussion.) What we intended to do was have about 20-30 minutes with Lance and then add on a regular show with Jon, but the conversation was so much fun that we let  it run and it ended up being over 40 minutes long. With some of our episodes clocking in at about the same length, we said "fuck it," and decided to separate the two episodes and do something special for our 30th... which is technically our 30th and 31st. Otherwise, the episode would run about an hour and 45 minutes. We could have done a giant-sized issue, but we figured that would be demanding of your attention spans, so we conveniently split them up into two different episodes for your enjoyment. Check  Lance out at LanceManion.com.


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In this episode, the boys welcome author/blogger and all-around cool guy, Lance Manion, to discuss National Have Sex with an Ugly Person Day, which lands on April 2nd, 2013. Lance discusses his approach to writing, guiding Pouch in the process, and the boys end it on a rousing edition of "One, True, Three." Check Lance out at http://www.lancemanion.com

Check out his book, The Ball Washer. Why not? It's free!

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Dropping Loads Episode 30: Bushwookiee

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Episode 30: Bushwookiee

Pouch here. This episode was a long time coming. Milky and I sat down with Jon, without a fourth member, and as expected, it was a laughfest. Then again, even with four people, he brings the house down. You see, Milky and I have been experimenting with the less is more approach, opting to record with only one other person at time. So far, the outcome has been pretty grand, if you look back to some of the episodes with only the three people. Now, we haven't closed off the option of having 4-5 members again, if we can get them, because it's always fun to have a bunch of people crowded together in a room talking shit. But it just requires more effort attempting to schedule more than one person at a time.

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In this episode, Jon brings the laughs as he weighs in on the Vatican and the Pope for another edition of "Get a Load of This," while bringing some weird news of his own. The boys talk current slang and discuss the the Veronica Mars Kickstarter and the implications it has on our favorite canceled shows.

Check out this week's Teasing Loads, in which Jon tracks the origins of the words "skank" and "hoe."

And last week's DVD Load-Down, where Milky and I review the bizarre Meet the Feebles.

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Dropping Loads Productions: DVD Load-Down #13 - Peter Jackson's Meet the Feebles

Pouch here. Sorry for the lack of an opening sketch this time around, we had to rush this one out. Don't bitch at Milky, the blame is all mine. I had the movie for about 2-3 weeks and with Megacon coming around, it slipped my mind entirely. For the most part, I had a busy week balancing work, editing that pod (which went up late), and then watching and reviewing the flick. Please forgive me, hopefully it won't happen as often. Yes, I said as often, because I'm sure it'll happen again. We have to watch the flicks first and then write the sketch, which often happens a day or two before we shoot.

Anyway, this week we have Peter Jackson's Meet the Feebles. It's a doozey.

Dropping Loads Episode 29: Pimp Pope

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Pouch here. How's it going? Sorry for the late upload, but I had some of my own technical difficulties this time around and at the same time, the DLP went on vacation in Orlando for the big Megacon. It was good fun, but of course we gotta get back to work, right? And the big news is that we joined a network, yo! It's the big leagues now. Check out the 76th Street Network for our pod and several other great pods as well.

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In this episode, the DLP crew celebrate Batman as well as their inclusion into the 76th Street Network. Milky and Maria swap tales of roach encounters, while Pouch lectures on about the Pope and the Buddha.

Check out last week's production, Out Like a Fleshlight:

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Dropping Loads Productions: Out Like a Fleshlight

Pouch here and I've got a brand new sketch to share with you. This one... I want to say birthed from Milky taking a Robert Rodriguez approach to writing. He conceptualized a sketch idea based on what he possessed as opposed what he needed to obtain. In this case, it was a fleshlight. I believe it was originally a gag gift given to Eugene, but ended up floating around their group of friends, where it landed at Nikki's for years before she moved out and realized she still had it in her possession. It's current whereabouts is Milky Way Studios, where I'm assuming Milky got the idea. This was a two-day shoot and was pretty fun as we had a relatively large cast and crew in this one as you'll see some new faces along as well as some familiar faces you haven't seen in some time.


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Dropping Loads Episode 28: Anti-Cock

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Pouch here. Well, after some rearranging of the scheduel and a bit of shameless - not entirely shameless. I feel pretty bad about, but it was necessary - guilt-tripping, Eugene has finally returned. It's unfortunate that it was this one. There was a bit of a mishap during this recording session. We recorded about an hour and twenty of just magic. We were so orgasmically good that the podcast gods would write songs of triumph about this episode to be performed by choirs of angels for the rest of time. And then after they’d sing such heavenly music in tribute, they’d proceed to turn on this episode and fuck each other’s brains out! No, I’m exaggerating, but it was a pretty cool episode and due to a simple mistake, we didn't manage to record any of it. While we were lamenting over having lost a pretty cool episode, I suggested that we record a short episode doing just that. Lamentation of the lost episode. And you will hear it at the beginning, how defeated and bummed out we were and in the attempt to salvage the recording session, you’ll hear how frazzled we got as we began trying to recount the lost episode, stumbling over each other and repeating shit. So bear with us. We were gasping for air and thankfully, Milky macguyvered this ep and turned it into an all-chicken episode.

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This week's Teasing Loads features Milky's dreams of a chicken-eating Batman:

Check out last week's DVD Load-Down, where we covered Richard Linklater's Slacker:

In this episode, Milky, Eugene, and Pouch lament the loss of a great podcast and pour over details from that lost episode. Milky shifts focus and the boys begin discussing fried chicken at great length. Eugene finally lays to rest a question plaguing mankind for decades: Popeyes or KFC?

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